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BaBlah is where tech nerds and angry programmers argue about the latest gadget like it's a war

'This phone is garbage, I’d rather use a toaster for my apps.', @TechGrouch

'Why does my code look like a drunk spider?’, @DevInTrouble

'BaBlah is the only thing keeping me sane.', @NoobDev

BaBlah is a place where people talk about tech like it’s the most important thing in the world, even though it’s not

'I can’t live without my smartwatch, it’s like I’ve lost my soul.', @SmartwatchAddict

'My phone is faster than my ex.', @PhoneFanatic

'Why do I need 100 apps when I can just use a stick?', @LudditeDad

BaBlah is the spot where people post about tech and it feels like they’re trying to out-swear each other

'This app is so bad, I want to throw it out the window.', @AppHater

'I would punch this website if I could.', @PunchyUser

'Why do I need a new phone when mine still works, but I can’t stand the old one?', @PhoneGrouch

BaBlah is like a school for tech people, but everyone’s a troublemaker and no one listens to the teacher

'This update broke everything, and I’m not even exaggerating.', @UpdateHater

'I don’t know what this app does, but I don’t like it.', @AppConfused

'My phone is slower than my grandma.', @SlowPhone

BaBlah is the place where tech people post stuff like it’s a competition, and everyone’s trying to be the loudest

'My laptop is faster than your car!', @LaptopRacer

'This phone is the best thing since sliced bread, and I’m not even lying.', @PhoneLover

'I don’t need a smartwatch, I just need a watch that knows I’m angry.', @AngryWatch