Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

BABL is a lady who slaps ass and makes you cry. She's the boss and she doesn't take no shit.

My boss called me into her office and said, 'You're fired. And I'm not even mad.'

That new manager at the store gave me the evil eye and said, 'I know what you did.'

My mom said, 'If you don't clean your room, I'll turn you into BABL.'

2

Bitches always be laughing at your dumbass problems.

My friend said, 'You think your life is bad? I got bitches laughing at me every day.'

My teacher walked in and said, 'I heard bitches laughing at you in the hallway.'

My dog barked at me and said, 'Bitches laughing at you again.'

3

A table full of hot girls. It’s like heaven, but with more eye candy and less religion.

I saw a table full of hot girls and said, 'That’s my new lunch spot.'

My friend walked in and said, 'That table is loaded with hot girls.'

I asked the waiter, 'Is that table taken? Because I want to sit there.'

4

Killing someone's baby on purpose. You do it for revenge or because you're a sadistic monster.

I killed my brother’s baby because he stole my snack.

My mom killed my friend's baby because she said I was ugly.

I killed my pet's baby because it wouldn't stop barking.

5

Boobs. Big, squishy, and very important.

My friend said, 'I love my boobs. They make me feel like a goddess.'

I walked in and said, 'You have big boobs. I respect that.'

My mom said, 'You don't have big boobs. You're just a sad person.'

6

Tiny baby bagels with butter. They’re like little golden donuts made of heaven.

I ate a tiny baby bagel and said, 'This is the best thing I’ve ever had.'

My friend brought me a tiny baby bagel and said, 'You deserve this.'

My dad said, 'If you don’t eat this tiny baby bagel, I’ll kill you.'

7

A seat at a restaurant with one booth and one chair. It's the worst seat for awkward people.

I got stuck in the worst seat and said, 'This is not a booth. This is a prison.'

My friend said, 'I had to sit there and it was like being tortured.'

My mom said, 'That seat is for people who have no life.'