Babkish

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A pile of hot garbage that no one asked for and makes your brain scream.
'I think I'm gonna take a nap and then maybe eat a taco.' That's babkish.
Your cousin's text: 'Hi', that's babkish.
Your teacher's explanation of why the sky is blue: babkish.
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The sound of your brain melting after someone talks too much nonsense.
'The moon is made of cheese and the sun is just a giant toaster.' That's babkish.
Your friend’s 10-minute monologue about their sock collection: babkish.
Your mom’s advice on how to win the lottery: babkish.
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When someone talks like they’re trying to confuse you just for fun.
'The universe is a giant soup and we are the noodles.' That's babkish.
Your dad’s speech about the meaning of life during dinner: babkish.
Your math teacher’s explanation of fractions: babkish.
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A mess of words that sounds like a broken blender full of bad ideas.
'I think the fridge is alive and it wants to be a king.' That's babkish.
Your little brother’s story about his pet rock: babkish.
Your friend’s essay on why pizza is the best weapon ever: babkish.
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When someone says something so stupid it makes you want to throw your shoes.
'The Earth is made of spaghetti and it's dancing.' That's babkish.
Your uncle’s theory about why your phone keeps dying: babkish.
Your teacher’s speech on why clouds are actually just tired elephants: babkish.
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