babiz

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What gangsters yell when they see a baby. Or when they’re too drunk to remember their own kid’s name.

Yo babiz, you ain't even supposed to be here!

That babiz is gonna cost me a fortune in diapers and baby formula.

I saw a babiz and thought it was my ex.

A fancy way to say you’re starting a business. Like you’re trying to be rich and not just stuck in your mom’s basement.

I just launched my babiz, and it’s already failing.

My babiz is a pizza delivery app. It’s gonna make me rich or get me killed.

I’m gonna start a babiz and quit my job.

A party where people bring stuff to help you start your business. It’s like a baby shower, but instead of onesies, they bring cash and advice.

My babiz shower had more cash than my ex’s birthday party.

At the babiz shower, I got a business plan and a free coffee.

I brought a laptop to the babiz shower and left with a broken heart.