Babito

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A human who shines so bright they make the sun look like a bad idea

Babito walked in and the lights died. I knew it was a good day.

My Babito showed up and my ex called me. Classic.

Babito walked into the room and my coffee went cold. I knew it was a bad day.

A person so nice they should be put in a cage and forced to be kind

My Babito gave me a hug and I forgot my problems. Then I remembered my rent.

Babito said I looked good and I believed it. Then I checked my face. I looked like a raccoon.

Babito gave me a sandwich and a compliment. I ate the sandwich. I saved the compliment. It was a good day.

A human who walks in and makes everyone else feel like a mess

Babito came in and I immediately felt like a burnt pancake.

My Babito showed up and I forgot my problems. Then I remembered my problems again.

Babito walked in and my life got brighter. Then I remembered my bills.

A human so good they should be on a pedestal and given a medal

Babito showed up and I felt like I was in a movie. Then I remembered I was at the grocery store.

My Babito smiled and I got distracted. I forgot my keys. Classic.

Babito walked in and I got distracted. I forgot my problems. I forgot my life.

A human who is basically a god and should be worshipped

Babito walked in and I bowed. I forgot my problems. Then I remembered my rent.

My Babito was in the room and I started praying. Then I remembered I didn’t have a prayer.

Babito came in and I felt like I should offer my first born. Then I remembered I had a second born.