babitarian

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you eat everything but babies and you don't care if they cry
I ate the whole cake and left the baby to scream
He bit the pizza and threw the baby out the window
She devoured the burger and let the baby cry in the car
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you’re a food monster who ignores babies like they’re not there
I ate the last donut and ignored the baby’s wails
He gulped the soup and stepped on the baby’s hand
She munched the fries and left the baby in the hallway
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you’re a glutton who treats babies like they’re not real
I ate the whole pizza and the baby was just a distraction
He gobbled the chicken and left the baby in the trash can
She devoured the cake and stepped on the baby’s face
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