BABINIM

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A loud, stupid yell that only ultra-rich, ultra-religious Jews in Lakewood NJ can make when they’re startled by something dumb like a pizza delivery guy.
Babinim! Who let the pizza guy in?!
Babinim! My tzitzit are tangled! Why?!
Babinim! This is not how a Torah scroll is supposed to fall!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sound made by a confused, bearded man in a yarmulke who thinks the world is ending because he dropped his coffee.
Babinim! My coffee is on the floor! The end is near!
Babinim! The coffee is not hot enough! What is this madness?!
Babinim! My coffee is on the floor and my tzitzit are tangled!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sudden, profane scream used by ultra-religious Jews in Lakewood when they are caught doing something embarrassing, like eating a cheeseburger in the middle of davening.
Babinim! I was supposed to be praying, not eating a cheeseburger!
Babinim! My mom saw me eating a cheeseburger in shul!
Babinim! I dropped my cheeseburger on the Torah!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A loud, stupid noise used by rich, bearded men in Lakewood who think they’re the only ones who can yell at the universe.
Babinim! Why is the sky blue?!
Babinim! My bar mitzvah was 20 years ago!
Babinim! I dropped my coffee on my tzitzit!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A yell that comes from a guy in a yarmulke who is both rich and confused and thinks he’s being watched by God.
Babinim! God is watching me eat a cheeseburger!
Babinim! Why did I drop my coffee on my tzitzit?!
Babinim! My bar mitzvah was 30 years ago and I still haven’t forgiven myself!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid scream used by rich, confused men in Lakewood who think they’re important and yell at the universe when they drop their coffee.
Babinim! My coffee is on the floor! I am important!
Babinim! I dropped my coffee on my tzitzit! I am important!
Babinim! I dropped my coffee on my tzitzit and my bar mitzvah was 25 years ago!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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