Babilius

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a person who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill the silence with their own noise

My cousin Babilius talked the whole way to the store. I didn’t even get to say ‘hello.’

Babilius started telling me about his pet goldfish’s vacation. I left the room.

At the party, Babilius talked so much I thought the mic was broken.

a human who never stops talking and acts like no one else has anything to say

Babilius wouldn’t stop talking during the movie. I had to whisper to my friend.

At lunch, Babilius talked so much I couldn’t even eat my sandwich.

Babilius started talking about his ex’s new dog. I didn’t even know he had an ex.

a person who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to drown you in their own words

Babilius talked me out of my lunch money. I still haven’t gotten it back.

During the bus ride, Babilius talked the whole time. I just wanted to sleep.

Babilius started talking about his new video game. I didn’t even know what it was called.

a person who talks so much it’s like they’re trying to make everyone else feel stupid

Babilius told me the entire story of his day. I just wanted to go to bed.

At the mall, Babilius talked so much I had to leave the store.

Babilius kept talking about his pizza. I didn’t even eat mine.

a person who talks like they’re the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise

Babilius talked the whole time during the meeting. No one else got to speak.

At the dinner table, Babilius talked so much the rest of us just ate in silence.

Babilius started talking about his favorite song. I didn’t even know what it was.