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People who act like overcooked spaghetti brains and take every little thing way too seriously.
My cousin got mad because I ate his last pizza slice and cried in the hallway.
She threw a tantrum when her phone died and wouldn't talk to me for a week.
He cried in public when his pet goldfish died.
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When a guy tries to charm a girl by being smooth, sly, and sometimes a little sneaky.
He texted her 20 times in one day just to get her to agree to a date.
He promised her pizza if she went out with him and then forgot about it.
He lied about being rich just to impress her and got caught.
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Making complicated stuff sound easy, even if you have to say it like a broken record.
He explained algebra like it was a fairy tale and kept repeating the same sentence 10 times.
She told me how to fix my car in 3 words and I still don’t get it.
He broke down the entire universe into a 5-step plan that made sense.
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