Babies day

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When a couple goes out on a Tuesday and acts like they're too wasted to care about anything else.
My ex and I had a babies day every Tuesday. We just ate pizza and fought over the last slice.
My mom and dad had a babies day last Tuesday. They forgot to pay the bills and got yelled at by the landlord.
My cousin and his girlfriend had a babies day. They didn't even brush their teeth before passing out.
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The day you feel like a baby because you drank so much you can't even think straight.
I had a babies day after drinking wine all night. I cried when I realized I had to go to work.
My friend had a babies day and ate cereal for dinner. He said it tasted like happiness.
I had a babies day and pooped my pants. I didn’t even care.
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When everyone has to wear pajamas and act like babies for the whole day.
My class had a babies day and we all wore footie pajamas. I looked like a walking blanket.
My brother had a babies day and cried when he spilled his juice.
My sister had a babies day and tried to bite me. I said no way.
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A holiday on February 4th that everyone celebrates like it’s the end of the world.
I had a babies day on February 4th and wore a hat that said ‘I love babies’ and cried at the grocery store.
My mom had a babies day and made a cake shaped like a baby. It looked like a disaster.
I had a babies day and my dog ate my baby clothes. I screamed like a baby.
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A day when babies turn into meth babies and start fighting in the middle of the street.
I had a babies day and my neighbor’s baby turned into a meth baby. He stole my candy.
My friend had a babies day and his baby brother started a meth baby fight in the park.
I had a babies day and my baby cousin took my phone and ran away with it.
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A day where you can kick a baby and maybe not get arrested. It happens every January 11th.
I had a babies day and kicked my baby cousin. He cried and I laughed.
I had a babies day and kicked my baby brother. He screamed like a baby.
I had a babies day and kicked my baby friend. He said I was the worst.
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A day on June 4th when everyone goes crazy over Hyunjin. It’s like a baby party.
I had a babies day on June 4th and screamed Hyunjin’s name like it was my baby.
I had a babies day and wore a baby hat with Hyunjin’s face on it. It was cute.
I had a babies day and cried when my baby friend didn’t say Hyunjin’s name.
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