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A compliment that makes you feel like your junk is the size of a baby's arm.

"Your cock is like a baby’s arm!", said by a guy who just got dumped.

"You’ve got a baby arm!", from a guy who just saw a baby.

"Bro, your member is like a baby's arm.", said by a guy who’s never had a baby.

A massive, multi-layered joint that hits like a truck and smells like a fart.

"I just rolled a baby arm, and it was the size of a tree.", said by a guy with a headache.

"That baby arm was like a joint from the devil.", said by a guy who just smoked it.

"I had a baby arm, and it was so big it broke my face.", said by a guy who got high.

A penis so big it could wrap around a baby and still have room for a sandwich.

"That guy had a baby arm, and I mean, it was like a baby arm.", said by a guy who was jealous.

"My friend’s penis is like a baby’s arm.", said by a guy who was being sarcastic.

"He had a baby arm so big it could grab a sandwich and a baby.", said by a guy who was high.

A huge penis that’s sometimes compared to fruit, and it’s usually the worst fruit.

"His penis was like a baby arm with a plum.", said by a guy who didn’t like plums.

"I saw a guy with a baby arm holding a pear, and it was gross.", said by a guy who had a pear.

The act of holding your drink so long it’s like you’re holding a baby and it’s also holding you.

"He had been nursing that beer like it was his baby.", said by a guy who was tired.

"That drink was held like a baby arm.", said by a guy who didn’t get it.

"I was nursing my drink so long, I was like a baby arm.", said by a guy who was drunk.

A phrase used in Dallas that’s like a greeting, but also a joke about tiny arms and lobster claws.

"Hey, baby arm!", said by a guy who just got out of bed.

"That guy had a baby arm, and it was tiny.", said by a guy who had a lobster claw.

"I called my friend, and he said, ‘baby arm’ like it was a greeting.", said by a guy who was tired.

A flaccid, huge penis in San Diego that’s like a baby’s arm, but also kind of sad.

"His penis looked like a baby’s arm and was also flaccid.", said by a guy who had a baby.

"He had a baby arm holding a pear, and it was sad.", said by a guy who was jealous.

"That guy’s penis was like a baby’s arm, and it was flaccid.", said by a guy who had a flaccid arm.