Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A situation so wild it makes your brain shut down

My mom tried to microwave a whole chicken and it exploded

My dog bit my neighbor’s kid and then stole his lunch

My cousin started a fight in a grocery store over the last bag of chips

2

When life throws you a curveball and it hits you in the face

I got fired on my birthday and my car broke down

My pet turtle ran away with my sister’s pizza

I tried to cook and set my apartment on fire

3

A moment so ridiculous it makes you question reality

My teacher dressed up as a chicken for Halloween

My brother tried to propose to his dog

My friend yelled at a vending machine and it gave him free candy

4

A situation so bad it’s almost good

My dad tried to sing opera and it sounded like a cat fighting a vacuum

My cat knocked over my laptop and it started smoking

I tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle

5

When everything goes wrong at the same time

My phone died, my dog ate my homework, and my alarm didn’t go off

I got stuck in traffic and my coffee spilled

My mom yelled at me, my brother cried, and my pet fish died

6

A situation so crazy it makes your brain scream

My friend tried to run a marathon in pajamas

My pet goat ate my math test

I tried to build a treehouse and fell into a pile of leaves