Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny human that cries like a sad goat and eats your soul for breakfast

My baby is louder than my ex on a Monday.

This babiee just stole my last slice of pizza.

I took my babiee to the park, and now I can't hear myself think.

2

a human that takes up 90% of your attention and 100% of your patience

My babiee is the reason I haven't slept in three days.

This babiee thinks it's the president.

I tried to work, but my babiee kept interrupting me with baby talk.

3

a cute little monster that smiles at you like it's plotting your downfall

My babiee smiled at me, and I know I'm doomed.

This babiee is the most adorable villain I've ever seen.

I just got a babiee, and I already feel my life slipping away.

4

a tiny human that thinks it's the boss and demands snacks at 3 AM

My babiee just yelled, 'I want snacks, now!'

This babiee is the reason I have a snack drawer in my bedroom.

I tried to sleep, but my babiee had other plans.

5

a tiny human that laughs at your failures and eats your leftovers

My babiee laughs every time I drop my phone.

This babiee eats my leftovers like they’re gourmet food.

I failed my test, and my babiee just clapped.

6

a tiny human that thinks it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread and you’re just the side dish

My babiee thinks it’s the best thing ever, and I’m just the bread.

This babiee is the main course, and I’m the garnish.

I’m just the side dish to my babiee’s main event.