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I’d rather milk a cow than flirt with a hot guy. This is a real problem.

My love life is as dead as my grandpa’s cow. No one’s touching that.

I came here for romance. I got a udder.

My life is a dairy farm. I’m not even exaggerating.

I milked a cow and got more of a hard-on than I did from my ex.

I’d rather get a face full of cow poop than have sex with my crush.

I dream about cows more than I dream about my crush. It’s sad.

My brain is a cow farm. No one’s coming to save me.

I milk cows for fun. I got no life.