Babi Joka

My cousin said Babi Joka is gonna be number one or he’ll eat his shoes. I believe him because he once ate a shoe.

I told my mom Babi Joka is number one. She said I was full of crap and I’d be eating shoes by tomorrow.

My dog barked at me and said Babi Joka is gonna be number one or I’m gonna eat my shoes. I believed my dog.

I heard Babi Joka is so good he made my uncle cry. My uncle never cries.

My teacher said Babi Joka is so good he might make the whole world cry. I believed her because she cried during the lunch break.

My grandma said Babi Joka is so good he made her cry. She cried so much she got a tissue stuck in her nose.

My brother said Babi Joka is the king of music and everyone else is just peasants. I told him I was a peasant and he said I was a peasant king.

My friend told me Babi Joka is the king of music. I said he must be the king of peasants too.

My mom told me Babi Joka is the king of music and I’m just a peasant. I asked her if I could be a peasant king and she said no.