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A white girl who acts like she’s from the hood but is really just trying to look cool. She spells things wrong and uses symbols like ~`* to make herself look fancy.
~`*BabiGurlz~`*
Why u spelin lyk diz ya hur?
I’m ~`*so~`* ~`*cool~`*
Babi Gurlz
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She has stupid hair, either super bleached or badly dyed, and wears it in a tight ponytail that looks like it was pulled by a dog.
My hair looks like a dog pulled it.
I used 10 bottles of gel to make this ponytail.
My hair looks like a raccoon’s tail.
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She plucks her eyebrows until they’re gone and wears hoop earrings so big they look like they’re going to fall off.
My eyebrows are gone. I look like a raccoon.
My ears are about to rip off from these hoops.
I wear hoops so big they look like they’re from the 90s.
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She wears tight jeans with no back pockets and shirts that say Babi Gurlz on them, usually from a cheap fair.
My jeans are so tight they’re cutting off my circulation.
I bought this shirt at the fair for $5.
This shirt says Babi Gurlz and I look stupid wearing it.
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She wears heavy makeup with bad colors like pink and blue and uses way too much lip gloss.
My face looks like a clown’s.
I used five layers of lip gloss and it’s still not enough.
My eye shadow is pink and it looks like I got hit by a neon sign.
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She paints her nails random colors and is always talking about how cool she is.
My nails are green and I look like a monster.
I paint my nails every day and no one cares.
I’m cool and I paint my nails purple.
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She listens to rap and metal like it’s the end of the world and acts like she knows everything.
I listen to rap like it’s the end of the world.
I know everything and I listen to metal.
I scream along to rap like I’m in a band.
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She has a MySpace full of surveys and tells everyone her business.
My MySpace is full of surveys and I hate it.
I tell everyone my business and it’s annoying.
I did a survey and it took forever.
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She’s a big pot head and tells everyone everything she does.
I smoke weed and I tell everyone about it.
I’m a pot head and I can’t stop talking about it.
I’m high and I’m telling you everything.
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She’s a dumb girl who sleeps with everyone and attracts the dumbest boys, called Babi Boi.
I sleep with everyone and I’m stupid.
I attract the dumbest boys and they’re called Babi Boi.
I’m a Babi Gurlz and I sleep with everyone.