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a person who will never leave you hanging, even if you scream at them like a banshee, they will still show up with pizza and a middle finger to your problems
You text them at 2 a. m. crying about your ex. They reply: 'I’m on my way. Bring the pizza.'
They showed up to your failed job interview with a sign that said 'I believe in you, even if you don’t.'
You failed your math test. They texted you: 'I’ll fail with you. Let’s be bad at math together.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the only person who will laugh at your dumb jokes, even when you’re being a total disaster
You tried to do a TikTok dance and fell flat. They laughed so hard they cried.
You told them a joke about cheese. They said, 'That was the best joke I’ve heard since 2015.'
You cried in front of them. They said, 'You’re a crybaby. But I love you.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the person who will drag you into the worst messes just to make you happy, even if it means getting in trouble
You skipped school. They skipped with you and got caught.
You tried to prank your teacher. They helped you and got detention.
You failed your science test. They failed with you and said, 'We’re both going to hell.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the person who will never let you be sad, even if it means making a scene in the middle of a restaurant
You were sad. They made a big deal about it in the middle of a pizza place.
They cried in front of you when you were sad. It was awkward but also kinda cute.
You had a bad day. They took you to the mall and said, 'You’re going to be happy, even if I have to drag you there.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the person who will fight for you, even if it means getting into a real-life fight with your enemies
You got bullied. They showed up and said, 'I’m going to beat them up for you.'
They fought your ex in the hallway. It was legendary.
You were being picked on. They said, 'I’m not going to let you be picked on anymore.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the person who will stand by you through everything, even if it means being the worst at everything
You failed your math test. They said, 'I’m going to fail with you.'
They failed their science test. They said, 'I’m going to fail with you.'
You got into trouble. They said, 'I’m going to get into trouble with you.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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