Babestation Staff-room

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The place where the staff hides out like a bunch of lazy monsters who think they're still in college. It’s not a coffee bar, it’s a shrine to laziness and bad decisions.
The Babestation staff-room is basically a lair where people sip lukewarm coffee and whisper secrets about the boss.
I spent more time in the staff-room than on set last week. I don’t even know why I was there.
That room is where the magic happens. Or the lack of magic.
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A glorified closet where the staff slouches like a group of tired raccoons who forgot how to be human. It’s not for coffee, it’s for survival.
The staff-room is where I go to hide from the cameras and the people who think they’re funny.
They call it a staff-room, but I call it the place where dreams die and coffee goes cold.
The staff-room is where you go when you’ve had enough of pretending you’re not a broken robot.
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A room so sacred that it’s basically a holy place for people who hate their jobs and love bad coffee. It’s not a place, it’s a religion.
The staff-room is where the staff pray to the god of bad decisions and lukewarm coffee.
That room is where I go to escape the chaos and the people who think they’re funny.
I don’t work there, I live there. The staff-room is my home.
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