babest

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the most hot chick in a group of girls, like the one who gets all the attention and makes everyone else look like a sad excuse for a human
"You're the babest in this club, loser," said the girl who looked like she just walked out of a beauty contest.
"You're the babest here, and I'm not even mad," said the girl who just got dumped by the babest.
"The babest in the class got a 10/10 on her math test, and I got a 2/10 because I forgot my calculator."
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a cute little troublemaker, like a baby doll who also likes to throw tantrums and mess with your head
"You're the babest, and I'm going to make you my sidekick," said the kid who just got suspended for stealing the teacher's coffee.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to beat you up," said the kid who got in trouble for throwing a desk.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to make you my girlfriend," said the kid who just got rejected by the babest in the school."
3
a British show where fake hot chicks talk to you on the phone while you pay a lot of money for it, and they're usually not even that hot
"I called Babestation and got a chick who looked like she just woke up from a nap," said the guy who spent $20 on a call.
"I called Babestation and got a chick who was worse than my mom," said the guy who got scammed.
"I called Babestation and got a chick who said 'hello' in a way that felt like a threat," said the guy who spent $50 on a call."
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a cool way to say 'babe' that sounds like it came out of a hipster's mouth, and people hate it because it's so annoying and makes them cringe
"You're the babest, and I'm going to date you," said the guy who just got dumped by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to make you my girlfriend," said the guy who just got rejected by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to beat you up," said the guy who just got in trouble for throwing a desk."
5
a girl so hot that everyone looks at her and wishes they were her, or a group of hot girls who are all amazing and you wish you were one of them
"You're the babest, and I'm going to date you," said the guy who just got dumped by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to make you my girlfriend," said the guy who just got rejected by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to beat you up," said the guy who just got in trouble for throwing a desk."
6
a baby hamster, or someone who looks like one, and is the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life
"You're the babest, and I'm going to date you," said the guy who just got dumped by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to make you my girlfriend," said the guy who just got rejected by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to beat you up," said the guy who just got in trouble for throwing a desk."
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a person or thing so hot that they make you feel like you're not even real, and you're just a sad, average person who can't even compete
"You're the babest, and I'm going to date you," said the guy who just got dumped by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to make you my girlfriend," said the guy who just got rejected by the babest.
"You're the babest, and I'm going to beat you up," said the guy who just got in trouble for throwing a desk."
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