babesque

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Acting like a baby who just got a lollipop and doesn't know what's coming next.

You: 'You mean you didn't bring me coffee? I'm gonna cry!'

He: 'You called me at 2 a. m. for a snack? I'm a baby!'

She: 'I'm so sad my dog didn't come to visit me!'

Talking to your girlfriend like she's your toddler and you're trying to get her to stop throwing food.

Him: 'You're not a baby. You're a woman. Why are you throwing my phone at me?'

Her: 'You said you'd bring me pizza. You said it!'

Him: 'I'm your man. I'm not your baby.'