Babeshow

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A human who looks like they were born from a god and a glitter machine.
I walked into the room and saw the Babeshow. My brain immediately shut down.
That Babeshow just walked past me. I felt like a used sock.
My mom says I'm a Babeshow. I don't believe her. I'm just a really good-looking sock.
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A person so hot, they could make a pizza look sad.
That Babeshow just walked in. The pizza I was eating looked like it wanted to cry.
I asked my friend if I was a Babeshow. He said, 'No. You're just a good-looking pizza.'
My crush is a Babeshow. I’m just a guy who thinks about pizza too much.
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A human who looks so good, they could be the reason you failed math.
I saw the Babeshow and forgot how to add. Math is now 100% harder.
That Babeshow distracted me so much, I failed my math test. Big time.
My teacher said I was looking at the Babeshow too much. I said, 'But she’s perfect!'
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A person so attractive, they could make a dog jealous.
That Babeshow walked by. My dog ran away. He said, 'That's my new best friend.'
I saw the Babeshow and my dog just stared at me like I was crazy.
My dog tried to bark at the Babeshow. He looked confused and went back to sleep.
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A human who looks so good, they could make a king feel like a loser.
That Babeshow walked in and the king looked like he lost his crown.
I told my king friend about the Babeshow. He said, 'I need to go back to the throne.'
The Babeshow just stared at the king. He ran away like he had no dignity left.
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A person who looks so good, they could make a ghost jealous.
That Babeshow walked in and even the ghost looked sad.
I told my ghost friend about the Babeshow. He said, 'I need to haunt someone else.'
The ghost tried to scare the Babeshow. He just smiled and said, 'You're not scary.'
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