Babeshock

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When a man sees a hot woman and turns into a blithering idiot who can't even think straight.
He saw her in the grocery store and forgot how to breathe.
He tried to say hi but just mumbled and ran away.
He stared at her for ten minutes and didn't notice the fire alarm going off.
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A man's brain short-circuits when he sees a woman so hot he can't even form a sentence.
He saw her and forgot how to speak. He just stared and drooled.
He tried to text her but only sent a bunch of emojis and 'u r beautiful'.
He walked into a wall because he was too busy looking at her.
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When a man sees a woman so attractive he turns into a babbling fool who can't think or act like a human.
He saw her and forgot his own name. He just said 'hello' and ran.
He tried to talk to her but only said 'you're amazing' and left.
He got stuck in an elevator and couldn't even remember how to press the button because he was too busy looking at her.
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A man's brain melts when he sees a hot woman and he can't do anything but be a drooling idiot.
He saw her and forgot how to walk. He just stood there like a statue.
He tried to say 'hi' but only managed to say 'you're hot' and ran.
He got into a car crash because he was too busy staring at her.
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When a man sees a woman so hot he turns into a babbling idiot who can't even think straight.
He saw her and forgot how to talk. He just stood there and smiled like a fool.
He tried to say something but just said 'you're beautiful' and left.
He got stuck in a sandwich because he was too busy looking at her.
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A man sees a hot woman and turns into a useless pile of meat who can't even form a sentence.
He saw her and forgot how to breathe. He just stood there and drooled.
He tried to say hello but only said 'you're hot' and ran.
He got hit by a bus because he was too busy staring at her.
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