babes<3

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the person you call when you need a friend to laugh at your dumb jokes or help you eat all your snacks

You: 'Hey babe<3, wanna binge-watch my entire life on Netflix?' Them: 'Yes. And bring the chips.'

You text your babe<3: 'I failed my math test. Also, I cried. Also, I ate a whole pizza.' Them: 'I’m coming over. Bring the drama.'

You: 'I’m gonna die in this room.' Babe<3: 'No you’re not. You’re gonna die in my room.'

the person who puts up with your nonsense because they love you like a sibling but also like a hot dog

You: 'I think I’m gonna fail this class.' Babe<3: 'You’re not. You’re gonna fail my class.'

You: 'I’ve been eating for three days straight.' Babe<3: 'I’ve been eating for three days straight. Also, I brought cookies.'

You text babe<3: 'I’m gonna explode.' Them: 'I’m gonna explode with you.'

the person who you call when you need someone to make you feel like a king, even if you’re just wearing pajamas and eating cereal for dinner

You: 'I’m gonna die of embarrassment.' Babe<3: 'No. You’re gonna die of embarrassment in my house.'

You: 'I got a B on my test.' Babe<3: 'That’s a B. I’m proud of you. Also, I brought pizza.'

You text babe<3: 'I’m gonna fail life.' Them: 'You’re not. You’re gonna fail life with me.'