babes in toyland

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A fancy way for old perverts to call little girls who look cute at the mall or on the playground.
My uncle calls the girl who works at the toy store 'babes in toyland' like she's some kind of toy.
He saw a kid eating ice cream and said, 'Look at that babe in toyland, she's melting like a popsicle.'
He called my little sister 'babe in toyland' because she was wearing a unicorn shirt.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A name old guys use for little girls who look like they belong in a candy store instead of a real place.
He called the girl at the food court 'babe in toyland' because she had a lollipop.
He said the kid on the swing was 'babe in toyland' because she looked like a doll.
He called my niece 'babe in toyland' because she was eating a giant chocolate bar.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A word old perverts use for little girls who look like they were made by a toy company and sold at the mall.
He called the girl playing with a robot 'babe in toyland' because she looked like a toy commercial.
He said the kid with the dinosaur backpack was 'babe in toyland' because she looked like a toy ad.
He called my cousin 'babe in toyland' because she was wearing a princess dress and a helmet.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A phrase old guys use when they see little girls who look like they were picked from a toy store and dropped in the real world.
He called the girl at the toy store 'babe in toyland' because she was holding a teddy bear.
He said the kid on the slide was 'babe in toyland' because she looked like a toy ad.
He called my neighbor's daughter 'babe in toyland' because she had a unicorn headband.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A word old perverts use to describe little girls who look like they were made by a toy company and sold at the mall.
He called the girl at the food court 'babe in toyland' because she had a lollipop.
He said the kid on the swing was 'babe in toyland' because she looked like a doll.
He called my little sister 'babe in toyland' because she was eating a giant chocolate bar.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fancy name old guys give to little girls who look like they were picked from a toy store and dropped in the real world.
He called the girl at the toy store 'babe in toyland' because she was holding a teddy bear.
He said the kid on the slide was 'babe in toyland' because she looked like a toy ad.
He called my neighbor's daughter 'babe in toyland' because she had a unicorn headband.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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