babes club

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A secret society of hotshot women who rule the world from their thrones of money and makeup.
The babes club decided to take over the stock market just for fun.
They laughed at my failed business plan like it was a joke.
They send me DMs telling me to shut up and take their coffee.
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A group of women who are so rich and famous, they don't even need to try to be cool.
They showed up to the party in limos and left in helicopters.
They told me my outfit was 'okay' and I cried.
They got their nails done during the meeting.
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A bunch of women who are so high and mighty, they think they're the queen of everything.
They said I was 'just a guy' and I should know my place.
They kicked me out of the club for wearing sweatpants.
They made a TikTok about my failed attempt to impress them.
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A club full of women who are so awesome, they make everyone else look like failures.
They eat lunch at a fancy restaurant while I eat from a bag.
They post pictures of their brunches and I post pictures of my pizza.
They invited me to the club and then laughed when I showed up in a hoodie.
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A group of women who are so elite, they don't even know what the word 'average' means.
They told me I was 'just average' and I felt like I was insulted.
They got their hair done while I was still trying to figure out my phone.
They said my jokes were 'cringe' and I ran out of the room crying.
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A gang of women who are so good at everything, they don't even need to try.
They aced the test while I barely passed.
They got promoted before I even got my coffee.
They took over my job just for fun.
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