babery

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A babery is when someone looks like a hot mess but still somehow manages to be attractive. It’s like being a walking Instagram filter gone wrong.
My cousin’s face looks like a raccoon had a meltdown in her makeup.
That guy at the gym looks like he was born in a gym.
My dog’s owner is a babery, and I’m stuck with her and her 100 dogs.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A babery is a place where good-looking people live, and it's basically a fancy version of a love motel, except there’s more sex and less parking tickets.
That house on Maple Street is a babery. You can smell the perfume from two blocks away.
My neighbor’s house is a babery, and I’m pretty sure he has a personal trainer and a yoga instructor.
The babery on 5th Avenue is so good-looking, it should be in a commercial.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A babery is like a chicken coop, but for chicks who are too busy making babies to remember their own names. You go in, and you might end up with a baby and a bill.
That babery next door is so loud, the baby’s screaming and the chick’s screaming, and I’m just screaming inside.
I walked into a babery and came out with a baby, a baby bottle, and a baby’s first swear word.
My friend’s babery is so crazy, it has a baby support group and a baby divorce lawyer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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