baberton

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A girl who lets you live your life but also expects you to die for her. Babertons are like the princess of your dumb ass.

You sent her a text saying 'I'm going to die for you' and she replied 'Okay, but don't make me cry.'

She called you a 'dumb ass' after you forgot her birthday and then asked for a pizza.

She told you to 'die for her' and then demanded a burger and fries.

The girl you love so much you let her walk all over you. Babertons are like a curse with a pretty face.

You let her take your last slice of pizza and then cried about it in the shower.

She said 'I'll walk all over you' and then literally walked over you in the hallway.

You told her you'd die for her, and she said 'Good, then I'll take your soul and your lunch money.'

A girl who you spoil so much you might as well be her slave. Babertons are the reason you have no money and no life.

You spent your entire paycheck on her and then had to eat ramen for a week.

You told her you'd be her slave and she said 'Great, now you're paying for my Netflix.'

You bought her a pizza and then she asked for dessert and a new phone.