baberooni

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The ultimate best friend who smells like a fart factory after eating cheese but I still kiss her ass every day

You: I can’t breathe. Her: I just ate a whole wheel of cheese.

DM: I’m coming over. Bring the cheese. I’ll bring the tolerance.

Text: I’m not leaving until you promise to stop eating dairy.

The only girl who can turn a simple snack into a full-blown stink attack but I still let her sleep in my bed

Text: I’m going to die from the smell of your snack.

Tweet: My best friend is a cheese monster. I love her.

DM: I’m wearing a gas mask. You’re welcome.

The one girl who could blow a cheese fart in my face and I’d still take her to prom

Message: I’m not going to prom unless you promise to stop eating cheese.

Tweet: My baberooni is a cheese demon. I still love her.

Text: You just farted cheese in my face. I’m still going to prom with you.