Babernacle

My cousin talked for two hours about his cat's hairball problems. I wanted to scream.

At the restaurant, my friend explained how he lost his keys three times in the same day.

My mom told the same story about my dad's bad driving for the entire car ride.

My brother talked through his entire lunch break about his video game. No one else could eat.

My neighbor told me about her dog's obsession with socks for 20 minutes straight.

At the park, my kid explained every single step of his imaginary dragon's journey.

My friend told me about his day, his breakfast, and his sock color all in one go.

At the grocery store, my aunt explained why every single item was the best one ever.

My dad talked about his day for so long I thought he was going to talk me to sleep.