Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total babe who looks like she could beat you up and still keep your heart.

My baberaham lincoln just walked in and I dropped my phone.

She’s so hot I think my dog tried to flirt with her.

I asked her out and she said I was cute. I’m still confused.

2

The best looking girl you’ve ever laid eyes on, like she was born to be perfect.

My baberaham lincoln is so pretty I forgot how to breathe.

She’s like a goddess, but with better hair.

I saw her and I forgot my pants.

3

When you slap a girl’s face and then make a beard out of her hair like Lincoln.

I gave my girlfriend a baberaham lincoln and now she’s mad.

He gave her a beard and a slap, and I’m jealous.

My friend tried to make me a baberaham lincoln and I ran away.

4

A hot woman who should be president because she’s that good looking.

My baberaham lincoln should be president, not me.

She’s hot enough to be on the money.

If she were president, I’d be her dog.

5

A woman so hot she could light the world on fire.

My baberaham lincoln is so hot I think I caught on fire.

She walks in and I’m like, ‘I’m gonna die.’

She looked at me and I melted like butter.

6

Your hot girlfriend who’s also a president because she’s that good.

My baberaham lincoln is my girlfriend and she’s a president. I’m just her backup.

She’s hot, she’s a president, and she doesn’t even care.

I’m just her guy, and I’m happy.

7

That one girl who’s like Amie Suther, but way hotter and more annoying.

My baberaham lincoln is like Amie Suther, but with more hair.

She’s Amie Suther, but I swear she’s a beast.

She’s Amie Suther, but I also hate her.