babenlaw

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a girl married to your nephew or cousin; basically just a relative you didn’t ask for

My uncle’s cousin got married to some random girl. Now I have to call her babenlaw. What even is that?

My cousin’s wife is a babenlaw. She’s related but still kinda annoying.

I don’t even know the babenlaw. She just showed up at my uncle’s house and started eating my leftovers.

a girl who married your family’s sidekick; she’s not your sister but she acts like she is

My cousin married a babenlaw. Now she thinks she’s my aunt.

The babenlaw came to my birthday party and tried to give me a hug. I didn’t ask for that.

My dad’s cousin’s wife is a babenlaw. She’s like the second-best version of my mom.

a girl who married your family’s backup; she’s not your sister but she’s still in your business

My cousin’s backup wife is the babenlaw. She’s always telling me what to do.

The babenlaw showed up at my job and asked me why I wasn’t married yet.

My babenlaw came to my house and said my cousin’s wife was ‘too loud.’ I didn’t even know what that meant.

a girl married to your family’s underdog; she’s not your sister but she’s still in your life

My cousin’s underdog wife is the babenlaw. She’s not bad but she’s still weird.

The babenlaw showed up at my cousin’s wedding and tried to dance with me.

My babenlaw texted me and asked if I wanted to hang out. I didn’t even know her.

a girl who married your family’s weirdo; she’s not your sister but she’s still related

My cousin married the babenlaw. She’s weird and loud and eats too much.

The babenlaw came to my house and asked me if I wanted to try her weird cookies.

My babenlaw thinks she’s my mom. I don’t even know what that means.