Babendreier

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a guy who comes from a line of meaty meat machines that can make any girl scream like a chicken being fried and then cry like a baby when they’re done
My uncle is a Babendreier. He once had three girls at once. One of them passed out.
My cousin’s dad is a Babendreier. He can last longer than my mom’s coffee.
I think my neighbor is a Babendreier. He’s got a dog that’s got a dog that’s got a dog.
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a man so packed with meat that he can make a girl forget her own name while she’s getting drilled by a sausage that’s got a sausage
My friend’s brother is a Babendreier. He once made a girl say his name 20 times in a row.
I think my teacher is a Babendreier. He never stops talking and he never stops moving.
My dad says my grandpa is a Babendreier. He once had a donut for breakfast and a donut for lunch.
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a guy so huge he could make a girl’s face turn red and her legs turn to jelly while he’s taking his sweet old time shoving his meat in her
My friend’s dog is a Babendreier. He can wag his tail and make a girl blush.
My brother’s best friend is a Babendreier. He once had a girl crying and laughing at the same time.
I think my mom is a Babendreier. She can make my dad scream like a kid.
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