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a hot girl you want to bang but have to settle for eye-fuckin' because you're too much of a wimp to break the rules
I see her in the hallway and I get hard, but I have to pretend I don't know her.
She’s the best part of my day, but I can’t touch her.
I’d rather be dead than admit I like her more than my best friend.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a girl who looks like a snack but you can't eat her because you're too much of a loser to be anything but friends
She’s like a pizza I can’t order because I’m too broke.
I’d ask her out, but I’m too scared my buddy will laugh at me.
I stare at her like she’s the last donut in the box.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a girl you wish you could bang but have to settle for daydreamin’ because you're too much of a chicken to make a move
I daydream about her in the bathroom while I brush my teeth.
I think about her during math class and forget the question.
I would ask her out if I wasn’t too scared of being laughed at.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a hot girl you wish was your girlfriend but you're stuck with just lookin’ because you're too much of a coward to say anything
I see her and I get a boner, but I have to hide it.
I would ask her out if I wasn't scared of being called a nerd.
I look at her like she’s my last hope of getting a date.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a girl you want to bang but you can’t because you're too much of a wimp to break the rules and be more than friends
I’m too much of a wimp to ask her out.
I think about her every day but I don’t say anything.
I’d rather be stuck with my best friend than admit I like her more.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a fit girl who you fancy but you’re too much of a chicken to ask her out so you just have to watch from afar
I watch her from the corner of my eye like she’s my favorite snack.
I can’t ask her out because I’m too scared of being called a nerd.
I just stare at her like she’s my last hope of getting a date.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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