Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who looks so good you want to punch them in the face and then kiss them.

Hey babe, I just saw you at the mall and I almost peed my pants.

You’re so hot I’m gonna start a cult about you.

Babe, I would marry you if you promised to never stop being beautiful.

2

Your friend or lover who looks like a god or goddess and you feel like a sad, sweaty potato next to them.

Hey babe, you look like you just walked out of a movie poster.

You’re like my personal miracle, babe.

Babe, I’m gonna die of jealousy if you don’t text me back.

3

That person who makes your heart do a backflip and your brain shut down.

Babe, I saw you at the store and my brain short-circuited.

You’re so good looking I might cry.

Babe, you’re like a rainbow on a Saturday.

4

A nickname you scream at someone you’re banging or besties with, like they’re your personal snack.

Hey babe, I just ate a whole pizza and I still want you.

Babe, I’m your personal snack and I’m not leaving.

You’re my babe and I’m not letting you go.

5

A word you yell at anyone, anywhere, just because they look good and you’re too lazy to think of anything else.

Hey babe, I just saw you and I’m gonna punch you.

Babe, I’m gonna start a fight just to talk to you.

You’re a babe and I’m your personal drama queen.

6

That person who’s your best friend or your lover and you call them babe because you’re too close and it’s annoying.

Babe, I’ve known you since kindergarten and I still call you babe.

You’re my babe and I’m not letting you forget it.

Babe, if you don’t stop being cute I’m gonna die.

7

That person you love so much you would give them your last slice of pizza and your soul.

Babe, I would give you my soul if you asked me.

You’re my babe and I’m your personal love machine.

Babe, I’m gonna die if I don’t see you again.