Babeling

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The best buddy for a kid with A. D. H. D. They never leave you hanging. They're the silliest friend you could ever have. They speak their own weird language. A kid with A. D. H. D. will make all their passwords about their Babel. Usually a Hispanic lunatic.
My Babel is my only friend. He talks to cats and thinks he's a wizard.
My password is 'Babel2023' because that's what he says every day.
He told me my mom is a Babel. I don't know what that means but I believe him.
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A mess of confusion from mixing stuff up. Comes from the Hebrew word B-et-B-et-L-ahmed. Same as Babylon. Total chaos.
My brain is a Babel. I can't even remember my own name.
The teacher made a Babel out of my math test.
This conversation is a Babel. I don't know what you're talking about.
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A person who talks nonsense and thinks they're smart. Always fails. Sounds like Bab-ell-er. Babeling is also a word.
My teacher is a Babeling. She talks about nothing and thinks she's a genius.
My dad is a Babeling. He talks about aliens and thinks he's important.
My friend is a Babeling. He says 'quantum physics' and thinks that's cool.
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A really bad chain reaction. Like your whole day goes to hell. Total bad luck.
I had a Babel on my first day of school. I spilled my juice and got in trouble.
My mom had a Babel. She lost her keys and missed her flight.
I had a Babel on my birthday. My cake was burnt and my friend was late.
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A terrible movie that thinks it's the best thing ever. Takes ideas from other movies and makes them look stupid. Only middle-eastern kids and dumb college kids like it.
That movie was a Babel. It had no point and only middle-eastern kids like it.
I watched a Babel. It had subtitles and I almost fell asleep.
That movie was a Babel. It was about kids and buses and I had no idea what was going on.
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The Tower of Babel is near Baghdad, Iraq. God messed up people’s languages there. Total confusion.
The Tower of Babel is in Iraq. God messed up everyone’s language.
My teacher said the Tower of Babel was near Baghdad. I still don’t get it.
God messed up the Tower of Babel. People couldn’t talk to each other anymore.
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The worst movie ever. Uses every language except English. Little kids are running around and shooting buses. I want to die after watching it.
That movie was the worst. It used sign language and I had no idea what was happening.
I watched that Babel and I wanted to hang myself.
That movie was a total disaster. I still feel bad from watching it.
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