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The total disaster that happens when you use a translator app, like Babel Fish, and it turns your simple words into a mess of nonsense that makes no sense at all.
I asked for a taco and got 'a meaty cylinder with a side of confusion.'
My love letter became 'a confused blob that smells like regret.'
I said 'hello' and got 'a confused blob that smells like regret.'
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When you use a translator and it makes your words sound like a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.
I wanted to order pizza, and it came out as 'a circular bread with a side of confusion.'
My mom’s advice turned into 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'
I said 'I’m fine' and it became 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'
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When a translator app takes your normal words and turns them into a pile of garbage that your brain can’t even understand.
I asked for a coffee, and it said 'a liquid that makes you think you’re a bird.'
My text became 'a pile of garbage that your brain can’t even understand.'
I said 'I love you' and it became 'a confused blob that smells like regret.'
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When you use a translator and it turns your simple words into a mess so bad, your brain wants to quit.
I wanted to say 'good morning' and got 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'
My text was 'a mess so bad, your brain wants to quit.'
I said 'I’m tired' and got 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'
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When you use a translator app and it turns your words into a confusing blob that smells like regret and makes no sense at all.
I said 'I’m hungry' and got 'a confusing blob that smells like regret.'
My text was 'a confusing blob that smells like regret.'
I asked for a burger and got 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'
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When you use a translator app and your words get turned into a mess that makes your brain want to scream and throw things.
I said 'I’m happy' and got 'a mess that makes your brain want to scream and throw things.'
My text was 'a mess that makes your brain want to scream and throw things.'
I asked for a drink and got 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'
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