babelet

My neighbor is a babelet. She walks by and I almost get a ticket for staring.

I saw a babelet at the store. I dropped my groceries and my dignity.

My cousin dated a babelet. Now he’s rich and I’m still single.

That babelet at the bar ignored me for three hours. I had to pay for my drink and my pride.

My friend’s babelet ex is so hot, he now works at a gym and sells smoothies.

I tried to flirt with a babelet. She laughed and said I was a ‘baby’ version of a man.

I saw a babelet on the train. I forgot to stop the train because I was too busy looking at her.

My friend’s babelet sister got a job at a bakery. Now the bread is better than ever.

I told my friend I met a babelet. He asked if she was a real person. I said no. He said I was.