babeizzle

Babeizzle better show up or I’ll eat her face for dinner.

I called her babeizzle because she’s cute and I’m scared of her.

Babeizzle said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop eating cereal for breakfast.

Babeizzle is my girlfriend, but only because I didn’t have the energy to date two people.

I’m dating babeizzle because I’m too tired to be cool.

Babeizzle is my girlfriend and I don’t care if you think I’m lazy.

Babeizzle is the girl I like, but I might end up being her ex if I don’t clean my room.

If I don’t stop being a mess, babeizzle is going to leave me.

Babeizzle said I was a mess and she might leave me for someone who’s not a slob.

Babeizzle knows all my secrets and laughs at them like I’m a joke.

I told babeizzle my secrets and now she laughs at me every day.

Babeizzle is my girlfriend and she’s got my secrets written down.

Babeizzle is with me, but if I don’t stop being annoying, she’ll leave.

Babeizzle said I’m annoying and she might leave me for someone else.

I’m with babeizzle, but I’m annoying and she might break up with me.

Babeizzle is my girlfriend, but I’m trying to keep her from finding out I’m a bad person.

I’m trying to keep babeizzle from finding out I’m a bad person.

Babeizzle doesn’t know I’m a bad person, and I’m trying to keep it that way.