Babeitude

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How much a woman looks like she could make your dick hard just by blinking at you from across the room.

My neighbor’s dog is cute, but my neighbor is a 10/10 babeitude.

She walked in and I forgot how to breathe. That’s a 9.5.

He said I had a 7. I said he had a 3. He said I was lying.

The level of hotness a woman has, measured by how many guys she could potentially make cry.

My cousin’s babeitude is so high, her exes all live in a group chat called 'Why I Can’t Get Over Her.'

I saw her and my brain shut down. That’s a 10.

He gave me a 6. I gave him a 1.

A woman’s power to make you forget your own name, just by looking at you.

She walked in, and I didn’t even remember my own phone number. That’s a 9.

My mom says I have a 7. I say she has a 10.

He said I had a 5. I said he had a 2. He said I was being mean.

How much a woman looks like she could make your whole life suck if she wanted to.

She’s got a 10. I’ve got a 4. I’m not even mad.

He said I had a 6. I said he had a 3. He said I was being dramatic.

My sister’s babeitude is so high, her husband’s ex is still around.

A woman’s ability to make you want to quit your job just to stare at her.

She walked in, and I forgot how to type. That’s a 9.

My coworker said I had an 8. I said he had a 5. He said I was being unfair.

He said I had a 7. I said he had a 2. He said I was a beast.