babeghbor

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A neighbor who looks like a goddess but also smells like a burnt burger.

My babeghbor is so hot I almost forgot she peed on my lawn.

I asked her for a date and she said, 'I’d date you if you cleaned my trash can.'

She’s a babeghbor, but she also eats my dog’s food.

A neighbor who is so attractive it’s like she’s been dipped in glitter and thrown into a fire.

My babeghbor walks by and my dog forgets how to sit.

She’s a babeghbor, but she also has a habit of stealing my beer.

I asked her out and she said, 'Only if you stop yelling at my cat.'

A neighbor who looks like a supermodel but also has a face that could make a goat cry.

My babeghbor is so hot I tried to flirt with her and got yelled at.

She’s a babeghbor, but she also has a death wish for my plants.

I told her I liked her and she said, 'You better bring cookies or I’ll murder you.'