babeesh

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the reason you’re still breathing and not dead from eating too much junk food

I ate three burgers and a milkshake. Babeesh saved my life.

My mom said I’d be dead by now if it wasn’t for babeesh.

I ate so much I passed out. Babeesh brought me back.

the only thing keeping you from crying because your pants are too tight

I ate a whole pizza. Babeesh stopped me from crying in the bathroom.

My pants were screaming. Babeesh was the only one listening.

I looked like a balloon. Babeesh said I was still cute.

the reason you’re not walking into the next century with a belly the size of a house

I ate like a dragon. Babeesh kept my belly from exploding.

I felt like I was going to burst. Babeesh said no way.

I could’ve been a house. Babeesh made me just a person.