Babedge

My neighbor is a babedge. He walks in, and the whole block stops.

She’s a babedge. I tried to flirt, and she said I was a ‘meh’ candidate.

That guy at the gym is a babedge. I almost dropped my dumbbells.

My cousin is a babedge. He walked in, and I felt like I had a pimple the size of Texas.

That girl in class is a babedge. I asked her out, and she said I was ‘okay’.

My boss is a babedge. I got a raise just for looking at her.

My friend is a babedge. I look like I got hit by a sock-eating monster next to him.

That guy at the bar is a babedge. I tried to talk to him, and he didn’t even notice me.

My sister is a babedge. She walks in, and my brother drops his pizza.

My crush is a babedge. I look at them, and I feel like I got hit by a truck.

That person on Instagram is a babedge. I posted a selfie, and they said I was ‘not bad’.

My teacher is a babedge. I got an A just for looking at them.

My coworker is a babedge. I looked at them, and my face felt like it was on fire.

That guy at the bus stop is a babedge. I almost spilled my coffee.

My mom is a babedge. She walked in, and my dad dropped his donut.

That guy at the concert is a babedge. I looked at him, and my face got a standing ovation.

My friend is a babedge. I tried to talk to him, and he got a standing ovation from the whole group.

That girl in the grocery store is a babedge. I almost bought a whole cart just to look at her.