babecation

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When your woman takes off for a vacation so long it feels like you're gonna die from loneliness and bad decisions.

My wife left for a babecation and I ate six pizzas and cried.

My girlfriend went on a babecation and I started talking to my cat like it was my therapist.

My lover went on a babecation and I tried to text her but she blocked me.

A time when you swear off love, sex, and all things romantic just to focus on your bank account, your brain, or your bad mood.

I went on a babecation because my ex kept texting me about her new boyfriend.

My babecation started when I realized I’d rather be alone than deal with her drama.

I took a babecation because my girlfriend was too busy being a drama queen to notice me.