Babear

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A person who looks like a god, can do anything, and makes your brain melt. That's a Babear.

I saw that Babear in the cafeteria and my heart stopped. Literally.

That guy is a Babear. I tried to flirt and he just smiled. I died.

My Babear texted me and I ate my lunch. I'm still full.

A Babear is someone so good looking and cool you wish you were them. Or at least their pet.

My Babear walked in and my dog started barking. My dog knows what I don’t.

That Babear just walked by and I tripped. It was worth it.

My Babear asked me to be their friend. I said yes. Then I cried.

A Babear is a human who is so good looking they should be in a commercial. Or a jail cell.

My Babear got arrested and I followed them. I didn’t care about the cops.

I saw my Babear in a commercial and I cried. I was sad I wasn’t in it.

My Babear got into a fight with a cop. I cheered them on.

A Babear is someone so attractive and awesome they make your life worse. But you don’t care.

My Babear is my teacher. I failed math just to be near them.

I saw my Babear and I forgot my password. I’m still logged out.

My Babear walked into my room and I screamed. I didn’t care.

A Babear is someone who is so hot they could make a pizza look bad. And they probably did.

I saw my Babear and I forgot to do my homework. I got a D.

My Babear ate my pizza. It was the best thing ever.

I texted my Babear and my mom saw it. She cried.