babeanape

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a term for girls so good they make your brain explode and your pants shrink.
My cousin's crush is a babeanape. I saw her and my brain went poof.
That girl in math class is a babeanape. I failed the test just to look cool.
My mom called my sister a babeanape. She said I was a babeanape too. I still don't get it.
2
a girl so pretty she could make a boy cry and a boy's lunch meat dry.
My friend's girlfriend is a babeanape. He cried when she left. His sandwich was sad too.
That babeanape in the hallway made me spill my soda. I was too distracted.
My teacher said I was a babeanape. I got a B+ and a side eye.
3
a girl so awesome she could make a boy forget his own name and his own mom.
I saw a babeanape and forgot my name. My mom called me a babeanape too. I'm confused.
My crush is a babeanape. I forgot my mom's name. I forgot my own name.
That babeanape in the food truck made me forget my name. My lunch was a side of confusion.
4
a chick so fly she can make a boy's brain go blank and his pants go tight.
I saw a babeanape and my brain went blank. My pants went tight. I was confused.
My neighbor's sister is a babeanape. She made my brain blank and my pants tight. I was mad.
That babeanape in the park made my brain go blank and my pants go tight. I was distracted.
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a girl so good she could make a boy's brain melt and his lunch go cold.
That babeanape in class made my brain melt. My lunch went cold. I was sad.
My crush is a babeanape. My brain melted and my lunch went cold. I was heartbroken.
That babeanape in the food truck made my brain melt and my lunch go cold. I was distracted.
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