Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you miss your babe so bad your brain starts to smell like burnt cheese and your pants fall down.

I’m so bored I texted my ex 12 times and cried into a pizza box.

I tried to watch a movie but fell asleep to a YouTube ad about cats wearing hats.

I ate my dog’s food because I was too sad to cook.

2

The feeling when your babe isn’t there and you’re too lazy to do anything but yell at the ceiling.

I screamed at my ceiling for 20 minutes and it didn’t respond.

I tried to do my taxes but got distracted by a TikTok about sad frogs.

I texted my babe ‘I miss you’ and then immediately blocked them.

3

When you’re so broken up over your babe you can’t even remember how to brush your teeth.

I brushed my hair with a fork and cried in the mirror.

I tried to cook breakfast and burned my toast, my eggs, and my soul.

I texted my babe ‘I miss you’ and then deleted it 10 times.

4

The agony of not having your babe around to make you feel like a king or a queen.

I sat on the floor and cried like a baby because I had no one to text.

I tried to play video games but got distracted by a commercial about sad dogs.

I texted my babe ‘I miss you’ and then immediately texted them ‘I hate you’.

5

When your babe is gone and you feel like a sad potato that got left in the oven too long.

I sat on the couch and cried for 2 hours because I had no one to talk to.

I tried to watch a show but fell asleep to a YouTube ad about sad cows.

I texted my babe ‘I miss you’ and then cried in the bathroom.

6

When you miss your babe so much you start talking to your plants and your pet goldfish.

I told my plant ‘I miss my babe’ and it died.

I asked my goldfish if it knew my babe and it swam away.

I texted my babe ‘I miss you’ and then texted my goldfish ‘I miss you too’.