babe status

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the thing you yell when you see someone so hot they make your brain explode and your pants feel like they’re on fire.

I saw that guy at the mall and yelled 'babe status' so loud the security guard thought I was having a seizure.

My friend walked in and I said 'babe status' and my dog started barking at me like I betrayed him.

I texted my crush 'babe status' and my mom asked if I was getting a divorce.

the only thing you say when you see someone so attractive they make you forget your name and your lunch.

At the restaurant, I looked at the waiter and said 'babe status' and spilled my coffee.

My teacher walked in and I said 'babe status' and got detention for being distracted.

I saw my neighbor and said 'babe status' and now my whole street knows I’m weird.

what you whisper when you see someone so good-looking they make your heart do backflips and your face turn red like a tomato.

I whispered 'babe status' in the elevator and the guy next to me thought I was talking to myself.

I said 'babe status' to my crush in the hallway and my friend laughed at me like I was a fool.

I whispered 'babe status' to my mom and she asked if I was sick.

the thing you shout when someone looks so good they make your brain short-circuit and your pants want to high-five you.

I shouted 'babe status' in the grocery store and the checkout guy asked if I was mad.

I said 'babe status' to my crush and my dog started howling like I was dying.

I yelled 'babe status' in the park and a kid asked if I was a superhero.

the only thing you say when you see someone so hot they make your face feel like it’s on fire and your brain goes on vacation.

I said 'babe status' to my crush and my face turned red like a stop sign.

I shouted 'babe status' in class and the teacher asked if I was mad at the ceiling.

I told my friend 'babe status' and now he thinks I’m crazy.

what you say when you see someone so good-looking they make your face melt and your brain forgets how to work.

I said 'babe status' to my crush and my face was on fire like I was a flamingo.

I yelled 'babe status' in the bus and the driver asked if I was a robot.

I said 'babe status' to my brother and now he thinks I’m a ghost.