babe stamp

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When you see someone so hot you feel the need to yell it in their face like they owe you money.
I walked into the bar and saw her. I yelled 'Babe stamp!' like I just won the lottery.
He walked by me in the grocery store. I gave him a 'Babe stamp!' and he looked confused.
My friend texted me a photo of his coworker. I replied with 'Babe stamp!' and he said 'You’re not helping.'
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You give this award when someone is so attractive it feels like you just got a free pizza and a compliment.
She walked into the room. I gave her a 'Babe stamp!' and she blushed.
My boss gave me a 'Babe stamp!' after I flirted with his wife.
I saw my neighbor’s dog and gave it a 'Babe stamp!' because it was cute.
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You shout this at someone when they are so hot it feels like you just got kicked out of heaven.
I saw my crush and yelled 'Babe stamp!' so loud the whole class heard me.
He texted me a selfie and I replied with 'Babe stamp!' and he said 'You’re annoying.'
I gave my little brother a 'Babe stamp!' when he wore a shirt that said 'I love my sister.'
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When someone is so hot you feel like you just got a standing ovation from a crowd of angry bees.
She walked in and I gave her a 'Babe stamp!' and the bees were happy.
I yelled 'Babe stamp!' at my friend and he asked why I was so mad.
My teacher gave me a 'Babe stamp!' because I flirted with the principal.
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You use this when someone is so hot it feels like you just got a free drink and a lifetime supply of compliments.
I saw my crush and gave him a 'Babe stamp!' and he smiled.
I texted my friend 'Babe stamp!' and he replied 'You’re being weird again.'
My mom gave me a 'Babe stamp!' when I came home with a new girlfriend.
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You shout this at someone when they are so hot it feels like you just got a slap on the wrist from a very forgiving judge.
She came into the room and I yelled 'Babe stamp!' and the judge was happy.
He gave me a 'Babe stamp!' and I was confused.
I gave my dog a 'Babe stamp!' because he was cute.
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