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A guy’s way of rating a girl from 1 to 10, with 10 meaning she’s hot enough to make your brain shut down and your pants shrink.
Bro, she’s a 9.5. I’m gonna need a ladder to reach her.
He said I was a 7. I told him he was a 3 and I was still the better option.
She gave me a 2. I gave her a 1 and a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man’s dirty way of saying a woman is hot. The higher the number, the more he wants to eat her for dinner.
She’s a 10. I’m gonna need a knife to cut her up.
He said I was a 6. I told him he was a 4 and I was still the better snack.
She gave me a 5. I gave her a 1 and a hangover.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy’s way of showing off how much he thinks a girl is hot. It’s basically a love letter written in numbers.
He said she was a 10. I said she was a 10 and I was a 10 and I was still gonna win.
She called me a 7. I called her a 7 and told her I was the 7 who knew how to use a 7.
He said I was a 9. I said he was a 1 and I was a 9 who didn’t need his approval.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy’s way of comparing girls like they’re in a math class. The higher the number, the more he wants to date her and forget about his ex.
She’s a 10. I’m gonna forget about my ex and my mom and my job.
He said I was a 6. I told him he was a 4 and I was still the better choice.
She gave me a 5. I gave her a 1 and told her I was still gonna win.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy’s secret weapon to impress other guys. It’s like saying a girl is hot but with numbers and some serious bragging.
She’s a 10. I’m gonna need a new brain to handle her.
He said I was a 7. I told him he was a 4 and I was the 7 who still had a brain.
She gave me a 5. I gave her a 1 and a new nickname: 'the 5 who needed a 10.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy’s way of trying to sound cool by rating a girl from 1 to 10. It’s basically a love language for guys who can’t talk straight.
She’s a 10. I’m gonna need a new brain and a new life.
He said I was a 6. I told him he was a 4 and I was the 6 who knew how to use a 6.
She gave me a 5. I gave her a 1 and a new nickname: 'the 5 who needed a 10.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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