Babe Salad

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A girl so hot she could make a salad out of you. You're the dressing and she's the main dish.

I saw her at the store and I literally dropped my chips.

She walked in and my brain turned to Jell-O.

I tried to text her and my thumbs were too busy fighting each other.

A girl so good looking you wish she was your lunch. You'd eat her every day and still be full.

She texted me and I spilled my coffee. Twice.

I got distracted by her and failed my math test.

She smiled at me and my heart did a backflip.

A girl so pretty you'd eat her for breakfast. She's the main course and you're the side dish.

I saw her and my brain went on vacation.

I tried to focus on my work and ended up drawing her.

She said hi and I forgot my name.